The Cup of Happiness

A: I would like to buy a cup of Happiness please

B: I'm sorry but we don't sell Happiness here sir.

A: Do you know where I can buy one?

B: I don't think you can buy it anymore sir.

A: Why?

B: Tough times Sir, They closed down not too long ago. But would you like a cup of Sadness instead?

A: No, I think I will order that.

B: Excellent, choice Sir, the cup of misery is by far our customers' favourite.

A: Here you go Sir, a hot cup of Misery.

A takes a sip.

A: By George, it's better than Happiness.